4/12/2024 0 Comments Beyonce and jay z video penis![]() But here on lead serious single “If I Were a Boy,” which is somehow not a duet with Ciara, Beyonce satirically role-plays as an insensitive man-boy while she’s still practically honeymooning. Beyonce always had at least a few great songs that I could buy into: I could believe that Destiny’s Child was paranoid of infidelity on “Say My Name,” if nothing else then for Michelle’s sake I could believe that Beyonce really was “Crazy in Love” for Jay-Z because I believed that not just she but the song’s writers, Rich Harrison and Jay-Z, were also crazy in love with Jay-Z I believed in getting Beyonce bodied. This is pseudo-concept as a total cop-out to even attempting a cohesive album it’s like throwing an ellipsis into the middle of a short declarative sentence. You couldn’t put eleven songs on one disc? Help an Obama out). (I mean, shit, Beyonce, there’s a recession brewing. And then consider between the two standard discs and the the two deluxe discs what a waste of, like, earth. Just dealing with the standard edition means trying to cope with the sheer ineptitude of a split album where slow songs and party songs are segregated into their own little EP-length discs meant to make you weep and then dance for twenty minutes apiece and in that order. I’ll just focus on the standard edition because “confident” or “certain” are a couple things I could say I am when it comes to the probability of those other songs sucking. ![]() There’s the standard edition of Beyonce’s latest, which is what this review covers, but then there are the songs on the Deluxe edition and the iTunes-only songs and probably I can get another song with a Pepsi proof of purchase or something.
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